Allroad Pr0n

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 12/14/2015 at 21:44 • Filed to: None

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The Allroad is everything I look for in a car and more. I need one.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 21:47

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Poor Allroads. They’ve all broken down on various trails and puddles.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 12/14/2015 at 21:48

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i know right

d15b > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 21:51

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I’m fairly certain that is the same smile she smiles while parking at the local mall.

jkm7680 > d15b 12/14/2015 at 21:52

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Come to think of it, that puddle of mud must have been in the mall parking lot!

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 21:52

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shocking, another mess of a car and i’m off to craiglist.

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/14/2015 at 21:52

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If you buy an Allroad, you will be my newest hero.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 21:55

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This guy made a wrong turn on the way to Whole Foods

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 21:57

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Deathrattle muuuaaaaahhahahahaha

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 21:58

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He’s made the shocking realization that the nearest Whole Foods has an artisan bakery and must indulge ASAP.

jkm7680 > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 12/14/2015 at 21:59

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teehe

AM3R shamefully returns > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:01

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Okay now I'm really going to test drive that allroad..

Birddog > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:03

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Not a confident look there.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:03

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There should be a German death metal band called Deathrattle

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:04

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http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/535793…

thats like 10 minutes from here

TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:07

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You should buy one (Did your mom warn you about people like me?) and then come to camp allroad!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/14/2015 at 22:10

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“Automatic”

jkm7680 > TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief 12/14/2015 at 22:14

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Well I too am one of those people. :)

My A6 is nice, but I honestly would have preceded a manual Allroad if I could have found one.

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/14/2015 at 22:15

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Check it out at least!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 22:15

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what he meant was automatic smiling.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:17

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i’m guessing a phenomenally expensive suspension system? I was told to stay away from Audis and i’m sure its no exception

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:17

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they must be pretty damn slow too

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/14/2015 at 22:20

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Who told you to stay away?

As somebody who’s owned three Audis, they’re not that bad. Especially compared to American cars which I’ve had far worse expiriences with.

The air suspencion is pricey, but you can easily replace it with coils or some other mod.

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/14/2015 at 22:21

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0-60 in around 6 seconds and torque for days. Not slow at all.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:25

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We have too many different income brackets on oppo. Define “pricy.”

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:26

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Well lets see, my first explorer had to have its trans rebuild and the the second, the engine. The WRX didn;t have enough time to self destruct.I can;t say i’ve had great luck either.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 22:40

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Probably $1,300. If you find one that's already been toyed with, it should be less of a burden though.

Big Bubba Ray > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:45

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Totally random question, what year is your A6?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 22:46

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... This is why I am doomed to drive old Toyotas forever

jkm7680 > Big Bubba Ray 12/14/2015 at 23:02

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2000

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 23:04

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The only good thing is that I have no fear of any cars reliability status. Except Mopar products.

Big Bubba Ray > jkm7680 12/14/2015 at 23:04

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Fantastic choice. My dad used to have an ‘01. Those are some of my favorite Audis.

jkm7680 > Big Bubba Ray 12/14/2015 at 23:08

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I love mine. Don't see many of them with manual transmission, one of the reasons I bought mine.

pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680 12/15/2015 at 01:39

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your wallet will hate you for it.

TA4K > jkm7680 12/15/2015 at 02:39

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Can confirm, have hooned a 4.2 Allroad, is awesome. You can park it anywhere you want with the air suspension and embarrass bros getting stuck in slippery ditches with the quattro system.

TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief > jkm7680 12/15/2015 at 15:56

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A 2001 with a wooden shift knob preferably!